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Meghans squared also killing the bird game.

Meghans squared also killing the bird game.

I was a wine-drinking bird-painting MACHINE last night!

I was a wine-drinking bird-painting MACHINE last night!

#Falcons manicure helped them #RISEUP! #ATL #Atlanta

#Falcons manicure helped them #RISEUP! #ATL #Atlanta

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“And they were shot through with age-inappropriate language, as my dad had a daughter to raise and money to make and no fucking time to screw around. They often went something like this: Dad: Whose day is it? Me: My day. Dad: And what are you gonna do? Me: I’m gonna grab it by the balls. Dad: Louder! Me: I’m gonna grab it by the balls! Dad: That’s right! Grab it by the short hairs and twist! Me: Twist! Dad: Have a good day, baby. And remember, keep your grades and your drawers up.”

Self-Inflicted Wounds: Heartwarming Tales of Epic Humiliation, Aisha Tyler

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“They felt radiation and chemotherapy could be as effective as surgery. I went for treatments several times a week, and after six months the tumor disappeared. They were right. Zapping was better than cutting. Afterward, I went for monthly scans where they injected me with so many radioactive isotopes I could have lived in Japan. Each time I got good news. But there were side effects. I gained sixty pounds. Everyone else in the world on chemo and radiation loses weight. Somehow I got fat. Better fat than dead. At the Lakers and Clippers games, players on both teams and their opponents said they had me in their prayers. I had to constantly tell them that I wasn’t dying—except when they put me up on the JumboTron. Then I died of embarrassment. I looked like a big, fat South Park kid. I complained to my oncologist. “I’m depressed,” I said. “The reason you’re depressed is that you gained weight,” he said. “Well, how do I lose weight?” I asked. “How should I know?” he said. “I’m a lung doctor.””

My Mother Was Nuts, Penny Marshall

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Air conditioner broke? Kitties don’t care. #FreshAirAndWarmSunshine

Air conditioner broke? Kitties don’t care. #FreshAirAndWarmSunshine

GOOOO FALCONS!!! #riseup #Atlanta #ATL  (at The Georgia Dome)

GOOOO FALCONS!!! #riseup #Atlanta #ATL (at The Georgia Dome)

Unf. I mean… (at The Capital Grille - Dunwoody, GA)

Unf. I mean… (at The Capital Grille - Dunwoody, GA)

POP! #winetime #wine #vino

POP! #winetime #wine #vino

“Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. One can only assume that this has something to do with not smoking enough.”

The Fran Lebowitz Reader, Fran Lebowitz

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#NowReading #NR #book #RuthReichl